Awkward moments give me great joy. Women like Kristin Wiig and Mindy Kaling are my jam. I have a poor imagination which means I can’t read anything sci-fi or fantasy. My most played Pandora station would be “rap 2014”. It’s ratchet, you’ve been warned. I am an adventure seeking homebody. You’re likely thinking “Kristen that makes zero sense” and I would say you’re right, I don’t make sense. The safety of home is comforting, but daydreaming a new adventure is exciting. Routine is where my body likes to be, while constantly seeking change is where my brain likes to be.
I always start books but rarely finish them. I have come to critique the cake and DJ at every wedding I attend. My husband is my favorite human being I have ever met. Seriously, he’s my best friend and soulmate. I have a southern soul with a west coast style, but you can only tell I have an accent when it’s late in the day and my mouth is tired. A tough weightlifting session gets me ready for the day. I observe a lot and my brain is a little bit all over the place as you’ve probably already noticed. Let’s move on, shall we?
+ pattern mixing + hand-sketches + meat, all meat + messy hair + vintage mugs + people who smile with their entire face + bon iver + the smell of pine + singing in weird voices + tequila + club rap +
i don’t dig:
+ private instagram accounts + small talk + vegan cheese + lame DJs + apple candles + strawberry flavoring + over-edited skin + cold feet + mean grooms + the electric slide + sex jokes + morning breath +